Favorite Quotes and Un–Answered Questions
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My Favorite Quotes |
Un-Answered Questions |
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“This is the day that the
Lord hath made; We will rejoice and be glad in it” A Psalm of David, Psalms
118:24 |
#1.
Why do most all restaurants and cafés put mayonnaise on only one half of the
bun??? Do people like one piece of bread dry????? |
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“I can do all things
through Christ which strengtheneth me. “ The Apostle Paul in Philippians
4:13 |
#2.
Why do us Americans keep changing the meaning of words? |
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“There are
three kinds of people in the world: those that can count and those that
can’t…” unknown |
#3.
Why do we love horror movies? Do we
really like to be scared? |
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“Whether you think you can
or you can't. Either way you're right." Henry Ford |
#4.
Why do a lot of people remember the one big mistake a person makes and forget
the many good things they did? |
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“My skirt is short enough to make
things interesting, but long enough to cover the subject.” One of my lady
professors at SMSU, Calypso |
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“If you think you’re too old to play with toys,
you’re too old.” Me, Calypso |
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“If you need stimulants like caffeine to stay awake, you don’t
need to be awake” My, Calypso’s nephew, Daniel Eaton |
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My, Calypso’s
Daddy when he saw a scantily dressed woman on the sidewalk: “She’s not wearing
enough clothes to flag down a handcar.” Speaking of a railroad handcar |
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When advising on spending your spending money: “If it slaps
you in the face, you’d better get it.” Leigh Eaton Calypso’s sister |
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Speaking about the
different Wal-Mart’s inventory: “Not all Wal-Mart’s are created equal” Leigh
Eaton |
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“The big print
giveth; the small print taketh away!” Leigh Eaton |
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“Next to the man
who invented air, I like the man who invented air conditioning!” Me, Calypso |
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“Learning more about computers confuses you
on a higher level” Me, Calypso |
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“The only thing you get from
hurrying is a bump on the head and then you have to do your work over.” Me,
Calypso |
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“To err is
human; to really foul things up takes a computer” Calypso |
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“The great deserts of the west
are mysterious regions” Carl Barks from “Seven Cities of Cibola” |
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“The
annals of the sea are filled with names of ships and men that have been saved
by the beacons of old lighthouses like the one on Cape Quack” Carl Barks from
“Northeaster on Cape Quack” |
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When asked by Donald Duck
how far they had to climb on this old Andean trail, Uncle Scrooge McDuck
replied: “It says we climb til there is more sky below us than above us” Carl
Barks from “The Prize of Pizzaro” |
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When Uncle Scrooge joins the space
age of rocket travel to save money Donald says: “Uncle Scrooge would buy a
Second-hand sky fish space wagon” Carl Barks from “Island in the Sky” (1960) |
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“Never
allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option”
gabrielta |
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“The difference in men and boys is the
price of their toys” unknown |
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When faced with a dilemma
he says: “Let’s all scream and run in circles!” Sponge bob Square pants |
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“A man who has never gone to school may steal from a
freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole
railroad. |
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“A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a
college education. ” President
Theodore Roosevelt |
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“You can hear
anything buy money rattling and meat frying!” Henry Swofford |
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